"If you CC one more time, so help me god"

This is a story about a Protection Paladin in the middle of Uldaman... yes, Uldaman. What the fuck, are you deaf?

The party

Protection Paladin (Group Leader, Tank)
Holy Priest (Healer)
Feral Druid (DPS, back up healer)
Subtlety Rogue (DPS)
And... a Mage (Worst ever)

I'm sure you, the reader, by now know ALL ABOUT Uldaman. Yeah, it's narrow, and clusterfuck full of mobs. Be, being a tankadin, is AoEing the shit out of everything while my guys are killing the skull-marked mob.

I lay down a consecrate, swing at mob, another consecrate, divine shield, etc.

Mage is laying back, not doing anything.

[Party][Raniah]: Mage, you're going to have to help out a bit
[Party][Dumbmage]: lolok

I kid you the fuck not, the mage tried to sheep.

The
Mage
Tried
To
Sheep

I thought he was kidding at first

[Party][Raniah]: Seriously, lol, throw down the ice-rain-thing (or whatever you fruity casters do)
[Party][Raniah]: lolidk

He tried to sheep again.

I hope you all do what I do to these types of people in the future, and kick them and their shit out of the party and go through it 4-man (it's easy enough).

Now, on to my daily "Fuck" list, which I hope becomes a signature for me.

FUCK these instances.

1. Fuck Ragefire Chasm. The mobs in this instance are much too strong to be giving 24 exp and dropping linen cloths and 12c. It's just not worth it to be running through this instance unless you have quests, which give fucktons of exp for that level, but doesn't offer much else.

2. Fuck the entire Scarlet Monestary. Graveyard? No problem. Library? Great! Armory? Piece of cake? Cathedral? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?

3. Fuck Gnomeregan. Seriously, no one runs it at all. Also, I've never NOT turned off my speakers and wanted to tear them out during my time there.

4. Fuck Blackfathom Deeps. Seriously, I forgot what it looks like.

5. Finally. FUCK WAILING CAVERNS. Fuck it's half-elite, half-beast shit right the fuck to hell. Fuck it's too-long-ness, it's no-drop-ness, it's lumpy, confusing maze-ness. Fuck having to endure Barrens Chat while waiting for your party-ness, fuck every fucking thing about it. I'm glad I only ran it once.

Peace and Love
Raniah

"Kira's gonna FLIP, yo!"

Yo yo yo, Raniah here, spicing up this BORING blog.

I keed.

Scroll down a bit, check out the first entry.

"Yadda yadda yadda, two horrible friends that I play with and the other pedophile that I say hi to"

Well, I'm one of the two good friends, and I hope I can entertain you somewhat while giving you some insight into MY life as a Retribution Paladin on WoW.

A bit of an introduction:

Right now, I have a lv 57 Blood Elf Ret Pally on Area 52 (OUTLAND IN ONE MORE LEVEL FTW) and about 17 alts (none of which got over lv 10, except for my priest, which is at a whopping lv 14!)

Of course there are more authors, and you (the reader) needs to keep in mind that not all authors particularly like each other, so I might hate on certain hunters (because I can't beat A SINGLE FUCKING ONE IN A DUEL or PvP!!) but this is beside the point.

I HATE PvP. I suck at it. Really hard. I suck so hard, a lv 40 holy priest beat me the other day. You think I'm fuckin' around? Talk to Basuti, he was there. I hate battlegrounds, I hate arenas, I hate being flagged, I hate the ALLIANCE - gosh, yo!

That's about it for me. If you want to catch me, for the moment, I'm hanging out near the Western Plaguelands to finish up some quests there, and when I level, I'll be at Hellfire Peninsula.

Peace and Love.
Raniah